♥ Deja Entendu ♥

if the sun refused to shine, i would still be loving you. when mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me.


once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

(via niiggalette)

Show Post


Teacher: your research paper is due next week

Me: image

(via disagreed)

Show Post



Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

(via moderatelyattractive)

Show Post


how to give a handjob:

1. grab boner mid-shaft

2. pump until confetti is released

3. party

(via disagreed)

Show Post